Two galactic cocks.
One tight orbit.
Mercock & Venis are coming… straight for Uranus.
Because Mercury got tired of being the smallest.
Mercock is the repressed rage of a forgotten planet, reborn as a veiny force of destruction.
Fueled by sunburn, loneliness, and misplaced masculinity, he’s now teaming up with Venis —
and they’ve got one hole in sight: Uranus.
This isn’t just a memecoin. It’s interplanetary porn. It’s astrophysics with penetration.
And you’re invited to hold it… if you can handle it.
690,000,000,000 $MERCOCK — fully erect and ready for action.
0%. Slide in smoothly, no friction, no resistance.
Also 0%. Pull out clean. No strings attached.
Renounced. Mercock belongs to no one — and penetrates everyone equally.
Locked. Like a cosmic chastity belt, but sexier.
Fair launch. No presale. No premature pumps. Just raw community thrust.
We’re not just holding $MERCOCK — we’re shoving it into every corner of the galaxy. Be part of the mission.
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